If there's antioxidants in cranberry juice, how can they keep it in the bottle?

Bacon & Eggs - yokes i mean jokes

wawaaaa

What if bacon was unsliced?

looka like this...

Here are dusty eggs. They are in the yoke, but they are dusty. How did the dust get inside?

-yuene js

Curb Replacements

Cement curbs should be replaced with mattresses. That way parking would be like bumper bowling. People who passed out in the gutter can now wake up at 2p.m. to a less degrading morning"". Would somebody curb-stomped on a Serta mattress be able to sleep comfortably and countinously through the night after the curb placement?

Let's Prove Sex DOESN'T Sell!

What if the paradigm switched from "sex sells" to "bells and owls sell"? We'd feel less pressured and driven by urge. You know what needs sexual advertizing and doesn't? Gogurt.

Which had a more controlling effect\Relate everything forced into your subconscious with with sex and it wouldn't be much different than the rest of our life. Too bad you weren't. Thinking about a godaddy commercial? So how much would our way of living change if we didn't use sex to advertize? An ad would be an ad. Don't associate.

In the Land of the Blind...

The one-eyed man is king.

Nope.

He's A CYCLOPS!

News

Vin Diesel is thinking about changing his name from Vin to Bio, so look for a new BioDiesel movie out soon.

Is pork derived from bulls? When did pork barrell replace bullshit? Is this pc for bs? I will now use the phrase more often, on the basketball court "GET THAT PORK BARRELL OUT MY HOUSE!".

Ang Lee's new movie: Woodstock. Was there a movie excactly like it a year back.... Mr. Woodstock? Mr.....Mr.....oh yeah, Mr. Woodcock, speaking of which there are quite a bunch of dudes in the new flick. Apparently, Woodstock was a big sag fest.