300

I thought the movie 300 was gonna be about a perfect game of bowling. After watching some of it I was like these people take their bowling way too seriously!

Four people told me last week that I looked sad. I am not sad, a bit doleful perhaps, but not sad.

If a doctor does a very excelllent job in southern california is he allowed to say he's killing it?

Fireworks shoot in mid-daylight as I sneak away from Ma for a clipped cigarette by North Station.

SNL: I Petted a Cat and I Liked it.

Anyone think Katie Perry did SNL only after Casey Wilson "left" the show?

Fruit and Animals: The Category

If a shark sees blood oranges...

New Chess Peice

"The monk can move three spaces horizontally or diagonally and occupies the starting positions of the middle two pawns that the monks now replace."

Heard from my buddy in therapy that a new chess piece may get introduced. It called a monk, daddy. It will get added through a new 10 piece board; one piece twice equals two new squares ie from an eight piece board with biscuits to a new ten piece value chess meal. Delicious. The piece, as one may read at this link, hybrids the bish and knight. Check it brit style.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/10/09/new-chess-piece-introduced/